Nolite te Bastardes Carborundorum Coffee Table – Serena Teal


This coffee or side table was inspired by the Margaret Atwood novel – The Handmaid’s Tale.

This vintage French style table has been stripped and then sanded all the way back to the wood including on the detailing.

The stencilling on the tabletop says Nolite te Bastardes Carborundorum which roughly translates (in pigeon Latin) as “Don’t Let the Bastards Get You Down”. This has been sealed with a weathered oak stain and multiple layers of gloss varnish.

The base has been undercoated and topcoated with three coats of ‘Serena Teal’ which is a gorgeous modern green-blue.

Dimensions: 69cm square x 55.5cm high.

If you fancy having a go yourself on your own coffee table, the stencil is available for sale as well as a full ‘How To’ blog post AND a DIY kit including all the paint, stencils and brushes!

1 in stock (can be backordered)