Nolite te Bastardes Carborundorum Coffee Table – June Red


This coffee or side table was inspired by the Margaret Atwood novel – The Handmaid’s Tale which I studied during my English A-Levels and is now an incredible TV show from Hulu!

In a world that is going crazy all around us, whether you are a man or a woman, we could all do with a daily reminder – Nolite te Bastardes Carborundorum which roughly translates (in pigeon Latin) as “Don’t Let the Bastards Get You Down”.

This vintage French style oak table has been sanded all the way back to the wood.  A custom Glasshouse Girl stencil has been designed and applied to the surface before topcoating with a Weathered Oak stain and multiple layers of gloss varnish.

The base has been undercoated and topcoated with three coats of ‘June Red’.  It has then been finished with an antiquing glaze which brings out the detail and makes the red ‘pop’!

Dimensions: 69cm square x 55.5cm high.

If you fancy having a go yourself on your own coffee table, the stencil is available for sale as well as a full ‘How To’ blog post AND a DIY kit including all the paint, stencils and brushes!

1 in stock (can be backordered)